don’t use the word fag around me i am a cigarette
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Meanwhile in Florida...
- Hey I just met you
- And this is crazy
- But here's my face
- So chew it maybe
sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night sobbing because no one will take me to funkytown
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on my first day of work at mcdonalds a little girl came in with her dad and when i asked what she wanted she told me the party pack 50 piece chicken mcnugget and her dad was like no sweetheart you cant eat that much and she screamed YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY ABILITIES and then kicked her dad in the balls and he fell to the floor and she was only like 6 years old omg
(Source: atheistmingle, via why-notz0idberg)
it’s kind of ridiculous that we have to work our asses off for 13 years in school just to work our asses off for another 2-8+ years in college just to work our asses off in a job that we probably don’t even like, when we were born on this earth without a choice and i for one certainly didn’t sign up for that
(Source: menveloppais, via awkwardly-a-turtle)
